Recent Outage

Dear Valued Listener,

We here at BikeThrow.com are committed to delivering the gossip and news that you want and so richly deserve. Over the past week, our top notch service has experienced some hiccups - which is not up to the standard we normally provide. In light of these events, we have fired our entire engineering department and are currently holding the manager-responsible-for-the-fiasco’s feet to the fire in hopes that his performance will improve.

We believe this organizational change will re-establish the trust we have fought so hard to gain with you. Believe us when we say that no amount of sacrifice on our part will keep us from bringing the gossip and news to you, valued listener.

Sincerely yours,

Homme
CEO, First Consul, and First Premier

Comments 1

  1. Tuffy wrote:

    “First Premier” is redundant.

    Posted 10 Oct 2007 at 4:24 pm

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